100% Oklahoman

You are 100% Oklahoman if:

• You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and Chickasha.


• You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.


• A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.


• Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.


• You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.


• You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.


• Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.


• You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.


• You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.


• You measure distance in minutes. ("I'm about 5 minutes away.")


• You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City."


• It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.


• Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.


• You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.


• You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.


• You know cow-pies are not made of beef.


• Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.


• You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.


• A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four- way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.


• You know in which state "Miam-uh" is and in which state "Miam-ee" is.


• You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.


• Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.


• A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is.


• You know everything goes better with Ranch.


• You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.


• You actually get these jokes and are "fixin" to send them to your friends.


• Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard this conversation: "You wanna Coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper."